"The advantage of drinking from the toilet is that the water is always fresh."Bain, Terry. You Are a Dog, 2003, p. 59.
"You see, Mr. Simpson . . . a man, why he'll walk right into hell with both eyes open. But a dog . . . even the devil can't fool a dog." Earl Hammer. The Hunt, Twilight Zone (The original one).
“Dogs are obsessed with being happy.” -- James Thurber
“One of the problems with humans that I see is that they aren’t so good at finding things that they bury.” – Matt Weinstein and Luke Barber
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” -- Rita Rudner
“I’ve seen the look in dog’s eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts.” -- John Steinbeck
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” – Andrew A. Rooney
“In dog years, I’m dead” – Unknown Author
“Often people will ask me if my dogs are ‘house dogs’. I’m never quite sure how to respond. I feel it is almost as if I have been asked, ‘Are you children house children?’ – Matt Weinstein and Luke Barber
“Happiness is a warm puppy.” -- Charles M. Schultz
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” – Robert Benchley
“The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.” – Jeanne-Marie Roland
